tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

(Source: riddlemetom)

tastefullyoffensive:

Where is your trunk, human? [x]

kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

(Source: caninevillain)

(Source: mutilates)

untitledseahorse:

I would go and hold anyone’s hand through an abortion if they wanted moral support for the freedom of their choice.

thelaughingmagician:

earloffabulousness:

this movie was a cinematic masterpiece 

My philosophy teacher in high school gave me a C on a paper for using this scene/quote.

(Source: luxueuxshit)

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

(Source: minoverboard)