ivysaaur:

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

this is mY FAVORITE THING

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

trappedbones:

my anxiety gets 700% worse when someone says “can i talk to you”

dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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my face when I realized what this meant…

geekishchic:

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

(Source: pika-brew)

People get drunk
They hook up with the wrong person
And pretend to be okay
People act tough
And get mad


People will do anything to distract their heart.
They will do anything to distract it from missing someone.

jennlipstique:

This has been happening a lot lately

jennlipstique:

This has been happening a lot lately

(Source: confessions-of-a-cutaholic)

I learned that people can easily forget that others are human.

the-nestene-consciousness:

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

"i love u my dumpling"